"I was like Scarlett O’Hara in my freaking curtain dress. He just, like, grabbed me. And then he just took me. And he was a man and I was a woman and it was firm but tender. Yeah, I mean, I saw through space and time for a minute, but that’s not the point!"
A body wishes to be held, & held, & what
Can you do about that? [x]
The most superb use of the f-word ever recorded? Probably.
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
I just wanna wife you, Zooey.
Id wife her so hard!
Heeeeeeeeeeee. You guys. <3
Here is the official extended trailer for The Secret Life of Walter Mitty!
Oh man, I so hope this is good. The short story resonated *so* strongly with me in school.
when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween
“It’s that thing when you’re with someone and you love them and they know it and they love you and you know it but it’s a party and you’re both talking to other people and you’re laughing and shining and you look across the room and catch each other’s eyes. But not because you’re possessive, or it’s precisely sexual, but because that is your person in this life and it’s funny and sad but only because this life will end and it’s this secret world that exists right there. In public. Unnoticed. That no one else knows about.It’s sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist all around us but we don’t have the ability to perceive them. That’s what I want out of a relationship. Or just life, I guess.”
- Frances Ha
OOF, yes, this this this.
Also filed under: why secret hookups are the greatest.
We would be put in a scene and they’d be like “TOO MUCH CHEMISTRY!”.
It would be like a normal scene and they would be like “We do not wanna develop that!”
You know, they may have had a point because just them brushing their teeth in the bathroom was the exact scene where I was like SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP and her chasing him around the mall was like OKAY TOP 5 and people were like maybe you wanna give it a season and I was like NO I CAN ALREADY TELL
The total casual little backrub in Katie was trippy as hell, like “oh my god, they’re allowed to touch now? She didn’t even get to hug him after he didn’t die of cancer!”
YEEEES, the back touch in Katie — not just that it exists but that it was on bare skin and lingered and slid down, almost like he’s stroking the length of her spine.
Also homfg, his hand is basically the width of her back. Nnf. Guys with big hands. It’s almost like he’d be able to pick her up like it was nothing.
"How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.
Well, the first 2/3rds of this was what I expected. But the back third got me practically shaking with rage.
racebending fantasy casting, Harry Potter edition
—> Colin Salmon as Remus Lupin | Naveen Andrews as Sirius Black
HOMG NAVEEN ANDREWS AS SIRIUS BLACK NO NO IS TOO SEXY that rebellious look the leather coat the wild hair yes please yes
Years and years ago, when I was still prone to Jamsomnia because of a certain paper salesman blurting out —I’m in love with you— in a Pennsylvania parking lot, I had “parking lot love scenes” as an LJ interests.
And here we are again.